Tina Fey Ï Bossypants EPUB

EPUB Ó MOBI Bossypants ô FREE Â JOHNSCYCLINGDIARY Å ❮BOOKS❯ ✻ Bossypants ✴ Author Tina Fey – Johns-cycling-diary.co.uk Before Liz Lemon before Weekend Update before Sarah Palin Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream a recurring stress dream that she was being chased throuBefore Liz Lemon before Weekend Update before Sarah Palin Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle school gym teacher She also had a dream that one day she would be Tina Fey's Bossypants was a disappointment I don't know that expecting much from a comedy writer's cash in big font with pictures essaymemoirthingis fair but I've been a Tina Fey fan since 30 Rock began ready to trust her literary aspirations and even to me this book barely scratches onto the two star plateauWhat did I expect? Well it's probably easier to explain what I didn't expect I wasn't counting on a sour muddled defensive screed against anyone who pissed off the author in the last thirty years I wasn't hoping for forced obvious stories about the professional discrimination in Fey's history I wasn't looking forward to insecure ramblings about the long hours she put into Saturday Night Live and 30 Rock And I definitely wasn't expecting all of the above to be sugarcoated by a combination of weak insecure meta analysis and self conscious “oh I'm really not that great” coverups You know why Bossypants bugged me? Tina Fey has nothing for which to apologize She's smart she's funny and she's talented So I assume this book had some sort of cathartic impact and she needed to get this bile out of her system Bossypants gets credit for three short uality sections First Fey tackles the “what's that scar on your face?” uestion right up front and follows with some funny interesting commentary on how she can gauge people by how they respond to the scar Second she answers a few critical emailsblog comments as a “uestion and answer” chapter Third she walks the reader through a detailed analysis of the whole “I look like Sarah Palin” era I read this book uickly over two nights and while Bossypants is well written for the most part the subject matter's dour nature left me cold oh 75% of the timeListen I didn't pick this book up whispering under my breath “Make me laugh right NOW Tina Fey Dance monkey dance” But I feel like Tina Fey wrote this book for 1 young women she's trying to inspire and 2 all the people who hate her who will never read this book anyway Maybe 41 year old white guys weren't her target audience I can live with that I'll still watch 30 Rock though and not just because she's hot I just hope next time Fey writes a better book

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A comedian on TVShe has seen both these dreams come trueAt last Tina Fey's story can be told From her youthful days as a vicious nerd to her tour of duty on Saturday Night Live; from her passionately halfhearted pursuit of physical beauty to her life as a m Tina Fey American Icon Some people say “Never let them see you cry” I say if you’re so mad you could just cry then cry It terrifies everyone I really appreciated how this memoir had a good mix of heartwarming anecdotes comedic happenstances and career musings While I am not as familiar with her SNL and early career this book was fun and easy to listen toAs with many a memoir we start with her childhood love of comedy and processed to her current day adventures or perhaps accurately misadventures A running theme to this book was the importance of being yourself Do your thing and don't care if they like it As a young teen Tina hung out primarily in the theater department thus having the pleasure of getting to know all sorts of uirky characters while being a social pariah to the rest of the school But to her the friendships and life lessons were invaluable to shaping her future So despite what others may have said there was no way she would have lived her life differently After all Gay people don’t actually try to convert people That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of Her early career was sporadic and difficult breaking into the comedy scene was no easy task but she made it by being bossy and taking no sht from no one I enjoyed how she managed to inject her personal brand of humor throughout her memoir while simultaneously opening up to her real problems and issues My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne If you are looking for a light read with great advice look no furtherAudiobook CommentsTina read this one and absolutely rocked it The comedic time was just superb I'd definitely take listening to this book over reading it any dayYouTube | Blog | Instagram | Twitter | Snapchat mirandareads Happy Reading

EPUB Bossypants

BossypantsOther eating things off the floor; from her one sided college romance to her nearly fatal honeymoon from the beginning of this paragraph to this final sentenceTina Fey reveals all and proves what we've all suspected you're no one until someone calls you bos Sure you could read Bossypants Provided you like all that self deprecating I'm Tina Fey and I am enormously successful and I am thankful for that but at the same time I still struggle with being a working woman with a real life because it is so weird that I am a media icon when I still really think of myself as an unpopular high school theater dweeb and isn't life weird like when I was seen as a major influence during the last election because I kind of look like Sarah Palin? stuffPersonally Tina Fey is a little too successful for me I don't like it I want to read about the life of someone else in order to feel better about my own life not to make me wish I lived in New York and did something cool for a livingI'd rather read the autobiography of Liz Lemon Tina Fey tries to pretend there's still a Liz Lemon inside of her but there so totally isn't Liz Lemon however will never write a biography because 1 she doesn't exist and 2 there is no life sadness section at Barnes Noble unless you count Romance amirite guys?So instead I've collected some of her wisdom here touching on every aspect of life as taken from the popular television series 30 RockDating Marriage Man walks up to Liz at the barGentleman Excuse me is this seat taken?Liz Really dude? I got to move my coat? There are like four empty seats over there Can't you just be cool? Man leavesJenna That guy wanted to buy you a drinkLiz Really? But I already have a drink Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?Liz I'm going to tell Drew that I'm having a little welcome to the building party for him but there is no party and then when he shows up I'll laugh and say oh it's the wrong night and then he'll laugh and say one glass couldn't hurt and then I will put my mouth on his mouth Liz Just embrace the fact that you are lucky enough to be a happily married man I mean I'm actually jealous of you You've got stability a great marriage devoted kids You know what I have? A Sims family that keeps getting murderedReligionTracy So what's your religion Liz Lemon?Liz I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to BusinessJack Lemon I'm impressed You're beginning to think like a businessmanLiz A businesswomanJack I don't think that's a wordJack The world is made by those who control their own destiny It isn't made by those who don't do it's made by those who do do Which is what made me the man I am I do doLiz Yeah you doJack Grow up Lemon FinanceJack So what are you gonna do with your money? Put it into a 401k?Liz Yeah I gotta get one of thoseJack What? Where do you invest your money Lemon?Liz I've got like twelve grand in checkingJack Are you an immigrant? Dealing with StressLiz Hey nerds Who's got two thumbs speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moiManaging Your Personal LifeKenneth Oh Miss Lemon You have several messages Aw let's see that company running the bike tour in South Carolina says no singles Uh your credit card called they want to make sure you're the one buying cream soda in bulkLiz I sure amKenneth And your landlord called and he says it's not the toilet it's youLiz That's his opinion Liz I did Big Sister in college That little girl taught me how to use tamponsDietingLiz Singing while eating cheese Working on my night cheese knock at the door Uhh Jack Do you know what time it is? I was sound asleepSexual PoliticsLiz No Jack You were just talking about how you miss office hookups That is a double standardJack Calm downLiz I won't calm down Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards FeminismLiz Maybe I'm a little old fashioned I'm sorry I'm a real woman and not some over sexed New York nympho like those sluts on Everybody Loves RaymondFashionLiz For instance Jack taught me not to wear tan slacks with a tan turtleneck I thought it looked nice but he rightly pointed out that it made me look like a giant condomPoliticsLiz If I can't poop in the street why should my tax dollars pay for someone else to?