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eBook Î Noah AUTHOR Mark Morris æ Mark Morris Is family he must save two of every living animal He must build an ark Noah has to evade the many dangers that would see him fail and leave the As a novelisation this one was pretty good It follows the movie closely and does what I look for in novelisations give you story and character insight though not much since the book is rather short The story really emphasises the weigh put on Noah's shoulders who is tasked with nothing less than saving creation from the flood as well as the burden that his family has to bare as they faithfully follow and support him in building the Ark The wickedness of humanity is also stressed as they descend into warfare sin and even cannibalism so as to justify their extinctionYes it's true this is not The Bible's Noah but it was refreshing for someone to take a fresh look at this story and give us an exiting adventure Recommended if you like novelisations

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Free mobi Ý doc Noah AUTHOR Mark Morris 9781783292561 ☆ johnscyclingdiary ↠ [PDF / Epub] ✐ Noah ☃ Mark Morris – Johns-cycling-diary.co.uk ONE MAN’S UEST TO SAVE MANKINDWhen he has a vision about a flood sent to destroy all life on earth Noah knows what he must do To World to ruin and overcome his own struggles to fulfill his mission This is the epic story of one man’s attempt to preserve life for a new wor With the movie dividing cinema goers left right and centre I have to admit that I wasn't all that sure about whether the actual novel would grip meCome check out the review and see if Mark Morris has crafted a new spin on an old tale?

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Noah AUTHOR Mark MorrONE MAN’S UEST TO SAVE MANKINDWhen he has a vision about a flood sent to destroy all life on earth Noah knows what he must do Together with h Noah or Bearded Captain Planet Helps the Creator Kill Everyone who Eats Meatby Cape Rust · Apr 8 2014Noah The Official Movie Novelization by Mark Morris Generes Fiction Publisher Titan Books Availability Paperback eBook Description When he has a vision about a flood sent to destroy all life on earth Noah knows what he must do Together with his family he must save two of every living animal He must build an ark Noah has to evade the many dangers that would see him fail and leave the world to ruin and overcome his own struggles to fulfill his mission This is the epic story of one man’s attempt to preserve life for a new world Disclaimer Titan Books provided a review copy of this book I was under no obligation to any deity to write this review but at times I did wish for divine inspiration to actually finish the book When reviewing a book like this you always have to include a few caveats First I am a practicing Christian; however my faith is not what made me loathe this book Second most of my observations about inconsistencies in this book are based on historical evidence from the time that this story might have occurred Having said that let’s begin In the years I’ve spent reviewing books this was one of the worst books I have read and had to review In fact I’m eating bacon right now as I review this knowing full and well that because I’m eating meat I will be the reason the earth will flood again — because according to this book that is what makes mankind so evil and worthy of complete extinction I will start with what is good about this book don’t worry it won’t take long Titan Books has published plenty of novelizations of movies and the ones I have reviewed have actually been pretty good I was going to avoid Pacific Rim until I read the novelization they published I would have missed out on a good book and a really fun movie The cover art for Noah looks great; it made me think of the story of Noah that I was raised on Sure I don’t remember him brandishing a spear but we are dealing with Hollywood so I kept an open mind Author Mike Morris has several novelizations under his belt and he is a good writer It is never easy to take another writer’s material that is designed to make a movie from and to turn it into a novel Under normal circumstances those elements alone would at least give a book a fighting chance — but even under the wing of Titan Books and with Mike Morris at the helm this story is so horrendous not even those two steadfast factors could save it Darren Aronofsky and Ari Handel– the original screen writers for this story — should have a very special place in Hell reserved for them I really don’t care which kind of hell your intellect or faith dictates just as long as it is a horrible place where people suffer This story was so bad; there is no way someone can say that the book was better than the movie Because of this abomination I am tempted to see the movie but I have a feeling that might be the Last Temptation of Cape I grew up knowing the story of Noah just like I grew up reading The Lord of the Rings books With the deluge of movies based on beloved book series there will be some expectations and those movies will have to deviate from the original story Normally as a reader who watches movies I can forgive those inconsistencies but with Noah just DAMN I can acknowledge Aronofskys’ choice to not eat meat I can respect the fact that he believes in saving the earth but this story read like a manifesto of the propaganda cell of a militant human hating vegan environmentalist terrorist organization Based on this story the main reason that mankind is so horrible is because we eat meat Every time someone eats meat in this story something bad is happening or is going to happen This happened so often and was so blatant that halfway through the book I wanted go hunting just to spite Aronofsky — and I am not a hunter The people who wrote this screenplay give off the impression that all meat eating humans are horrible wasteful beings that are destroy everything — and I mean everything — around them while they rape each other and children Based on the impressions I got from this story the only people who really deserve to live are Darren Aronofsky and Ari Handel; but then who would go out and waste their hard earned money on the crap that they are presenting the public? If the “Anyone who eats meat will rape their children and rot in hell” aspect wasn’t enough to make you put this book down then let me point out a few other “gems” that might This is a work of fiction I get that but when you call a movie Noah those nasty little things called expectations come into play Have you ever heard of an element that falls from the sky that can act as a form of currency; start fires; can be used as the ammunition for mortar type weapons; and has fumes that will knock out all the creatures on the ark so that they not only sleep through the entire rain storm but even through hand to hand combat that involves a warlord and a surprisingly savvy vegan non warrior ark builder being shoved into them? Strip mining was a thing when this story was supposed to happen right? Yeah I didn’t think so either But the “magical” substance that fell from the sky enabled the meat eating child raping evil humans to strip mine the planet sure why not? Speaking of the planet in the meat is murder and Noah is Captain Planet version of the story the planet is a wasteland that alternates between barren and rocky Based on what I read minus the mountains the only other thing left were cites — which were teeming with those evil meat eating men If this had been billed as a post apocalyptic version of Noah then things like backpacks barbed wire and even strip mining might have made sense but at no point was that brought up Now if all of that wasn’t enough how about some six armed giants called Watchers? These six armed behemoths are made of stone mud and other earthy type stuff They fell from the skies but fell so hard that they were covered in the earth and their true forms are hidden beneath their rough exteriors Lucky for Noah he meets these Watchers because after he tries to kill one of them and then they try to kill him they end up helping him make the ark — with surprisingly few uestions The Watchers claim that the Creator that is what whatever or whomever created the world is called won’t speak to them any Then later in the book when the child raping slave driving evil dirty nasty meat eaters men attack the ark the Watchers defend it The big problem is that those child raping slave driving evil dirty nasty meat eaters took enough time to develop a mortar like energy weapon that uses the Tzohar to fire deadly and destructive “Lazer” balls at the Watchers I’m not kidding; this is actually in a book that was supposed to take place in the BCE times There are many many issues that I could bring up about this story but I think you’ve got the idea by now Titan has actually published an OK book; the problem is with the story and poor Mark Morris didn’t have a chance The story that is printed on the pages of this book is so bad I wouldn’t use it to wipe myself with for fear it would give me hemorrhoidsNote this review was first posted at wwwpopcultscom